Three men were all applying for the same job as a
detective.
One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.
Rather than
ask the standard questions
during
the interview, the chief decided to ask each
applicant just one question and
base his
decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man
arrived for his interview,
the chief asked,
"Who killed Jesus Christ?"
The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The
Romans killed him.
The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the
chief asked the same
question.
He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."
Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
When the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was
asked the
exact same question.
He thought for a long time,
before saying,
"Could I have some time to think about it?"
The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How
did the interview go?"
He replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already
investigating
a murder!"