Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing
officer.
Officer looks at Santa singh. Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
Officer : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites.
Santa Singh : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions :
Officer : Above
Santa Singh : Below
Officer : Front
Santa Singh : Back
Officer : Left
Santa Singh : Right
Officer : Male
Santa Singh : Female
Officer : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
Santa Singh : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
Officer : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
Santa Singh : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y (Our Sardar also spells it)
Officer : U.....G.....L ......Y.....(Officer shouts)
Santa Singh : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... (Our sardar also shouts)
#Officer is now angry.
Officer : Get out.
Santa Singh : Come in.
Officer : Quiet please.
Santa Singh : Talk please.
Officer : You are rejected.
Santa Singh : I am selected ........ .......
.................and This is how Santa Singh got his job.