Santa told Banta, "I bet that India would win against
Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000."
Banta exclaimed: "Yaar,
you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?"
Santa replied:
"Nahi yaar, I bet Rs 500 on that match."
Banta asked:
"So, what happened to the other Rs 500?"
Santa repied:
"Chad yaar, I bet on the highlights too."