Two sardarjis were conversing on the beach. Sardarji 1: Praaji, Ise 'beach' kyo kehete hai? Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata? Sardarji 1: Nahi pata. Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai, isliye 'beach' kehete hai.