One day Mr & Mrs. Blonde had gone to a function.
Mr.Blonde told his wife "you should keep quite here; don't
After 2 hours,
Blonde's Friends: Why are your wife silently?
Do you know that What did Shakespeare tell about silent?
Suddenly Mrs.Blonde told "Shakespeare! I saw him; when I went to
Ahmedabad by Howra mail"
Everybody Laughed at Mrs.blonde.
Mrs.Blonde told Blonde "Why were they laughing at me?"
Mr.Blonde(with angry): "Idiot! How can you go to Ahmedabad by Howra mail?"
(* n.b: Blonde noticed one mistake only, he forgot shakespeare.)